Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 15, 2024

deep web potion

you know that terrible yet awesome potatoes

I really hit a deep web potion last night

by Fat as nigga lol July 03, 2019

purple potion mojo

lean, just a dinner way to say it

“You got the purple potion mojo?”
“Fuck yea”

by carl azus March 02, 2018

Gay Potion

When you cum inside your friends soap dispenser

I made a gay potion at Reza's house

by Badussy Lover 51 August 20, 2022

The Robbie Potion

The most terrifying thing know to man. DO NOT DRINK IT AT 3AM!!!!! You have been warned.

Guy 1: I drank the Robbie potion last night
Guy 2: Dude you're going to die

by TheOtakuGod February 15, 2024

The Robbie Potion

SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANNA DRINK AT 3AM, YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: "I drank the Robbie potion at 3am"
Other Guy: "Dude your gonna die"

by TheOtakuGod February 09, 2024

Awkward potion

An awkward potion is the name of potions in Minecraft that are used as a base for all other potions to be brewed.

this is when one of your friends makes things uncomfortable or weird while being social (makes things awkward)

tup: yo they weren't that hot

Kyle: "bro they dipped because you were standing there like you took and awkward potion.

Tim : "yo nice sack bro but not in a gay way"
dom: "what did you take an awkward potion before you got here?"

by Gods Dog July 29, 2021