ninja

Some basic facts about ninjas:
1-Ninjas never tell people that their ninjas(if they do then theyre probably planning on killing you)
2-Ninjas invented skate boarding(they have a great sense of humor)
3-Its phisically impossible for a ninja too sweat or get tired
4-Ninjas always wear a bandanna
5-Ninjas kill for fun(it's what they do)
6-Ninjas may have invented skateboarding but they dont skateboard(its for faggs)
7-No one kills a ninja(they choose to get killed)
8-Ninjas dont get wet(the water gets ninjad)
9-ninjas dont own a shadow
10-theirs always a ninja in your house so dont talk bad about ninjas at anytime(go ahead insult a ninja......lokk out for that shuriken!!!)
11-if you see a ninja kill him )trust me only fake ninjas dress up like ninjas)
12-If your Brocore then your not a ninja
13-Ninjas come in all shapes and sizes(except fat)
14-Ninjas arent faggots(all though some may be gay)
15-Ninjas do what they want even if that includes killin themselves
16-Dont argue with a ninja(unless you dont enjoy having testicles)
17-If your not sure about being a ninja go jump off a building, if you dont die your a ninja(if you do die you deserve it because your not a ninja)
18-male ninja+female ninja= Power sex
19-ninjas are always right(see number 16-dont argue with a ninja)
20-Ninjas are awesome

ninja: hey did you know i was a ninja
sceptical friend:yeah right Prove it
(cuts off his testicals with his bare hand)
ninja: hows that for proof?
no longer skeptical friend:(in a very high voice)yeah
(ninja kills him because ninjas never reveal their ninjahood)

by fresh is what i aim for January 28, 2008

ninja

A visitor that appears late in night in hooded attire as not to be detected by others whose purpose is to perform sexually pleasing acts of a non-commitment based nature.

Jasmine "Dick for Days" Johnson is a ninja.

by pappi12 April 27, 2009

Ninja

vb. To steal something out a window or whilst spinning.

Not to be confused with plain theft, to ninja something you must take it and throw it out a window or jump out the window with it, OR you must spin past it and pick it up mid-spin so as to make the action invisible to the human eye.

He totally ninja'd that chair out the back window.

by death on yee. March 5, 2009

ninja

ninjas can lick their elbows

Just to show you how cool a ninja was, they licked their elbow.

by reezdabeezy August 6, 2009

Ninja

A severely autistic, ligma patient who can't seem to get any better. He denies his illness all the time, that's only because Ligma has corrupted his brain and memory functions specifically. Who also tries to hide his true colors on stream all the time but we all know he wants Ali-A's fat cock.

Ali-A: Plz fuck me Ninja
Ninja: *Pfft* nah what do I look like a faggot? *nervous laughter*

by WeedMast3r August 21, 2018

Ninja

Died of Ligma was a very famous fortnite streamer from sugondese ):

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Jack: Did you hear about that guy named ninja

George: ligma is for sure a bitch

Jack: yeah its very common to catch in sugondese!

by FuggyGuy August 24, 2018

Ninja

Ninja a person who has blue hair,good at fortnite and has Ligma.

Bob- “Hey why isn’t ninja streaming?”
Alex- “He died of ligma and H1Z1 rages.”
Bob- “*pulls a clip of ninja* THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?!”

by HRMA August 3, 2018