Anal merc

When you destroy a girl during anal sex so and you completely destroy her asshole.

During anal sex: babe please don’t anal merc me please.

by BigdickMN April 11, 2020

the merc

Noun/placename.

Shortened form of the Mercury Cafe in Denver. Used mostly by those who go there.

You going to tango at the merc tonight?

by frank carter June 18, 2006

Merc

A fat ass female who doesn’t stop eating and is always talking about food 24/7. her parents don’t feed her so she has to scavenge for food, the fridge has always been her number one victim. protect your family and children from this horrendous fat ass at all times

Omg, did you see merc today, jesus she’s doubling in size every day

by 4zzzzz September 11, 2022

fantasy merc

n. someone with no discernible sports allegiances other than those scattered individuals that make up their fantasy team.

How is this guy a sports fan? He's rooting for guys on both teams?
He's clearly a fantasy merc.

by tom hum April 18, 2010

merc

the act of killing in a gangster way

(shoots someone in a gangster way) "you just got merced, boy"

by clanka in pajamas December 10, 2019

Road Trip in the Merc

A phrase used by gentlemen in a crowded room to signal to other gents they need to make a swift exit and go discuss the nights antics, game plan and pussy.

“Decent champagne, shame thought as Moet is only for chopping (proceeds to chop his glass of champagne). I think it’s time for a Road Trip in the Merc? Rendezvous at the porch in 5?”

by Heybro... July 18, 2024

Merc

Simply means a mentally retarded person.

Hey Sean, that guy walking over there looks like such a merc.

by Mr. Rick$ July 22, 2022