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The Man Formula

The universally accepted method of objectively rating a woman's attractiveness. It was first realized in the summer of 2010 and has now become almost a household term.

The equation has three variables: U, L, and F, representing Upper body, Lower body, and Face respectively. Each variable is given a value from 0 to 10 judging on the attractive features of the woman in question.

The equation for determining a woman's rating of visual attractiveness (or RVA) is

RVA = ULsin(9F)

This formula works for any woman (try it!)
Damn dude, you see that girl? What do you think?

Hell naw, you see that face? That's a 0 on the Man Formula for sure. Don't mess with that.
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The man who will raise the standard of k-pop performances 

The phrase is used to refer to ATEEZ's San. The title has been bestowed upon him by industry professionals and critics. Because of this, even if he is still early into his career, he is a role model to many other idols.
"You can tell he is born with idol's DNA looking at his perfmormance"
"He seems like he's possesed by the song"
"Thanks to that he wrote a new history at the 2019 MAMA"
"Choi San the expert of being extra absorbed in songs"
"He is the man who will raise the standard of K-Pop performances"

Lia Kim: "San has a very flexible body for a man. He's the one who can play the role of the center in any performance.

The Man Game

a game in which, over a period of time, boys compete to see who can hold off masturbating the longest. The winner gets bragging rights for life.
hey dude, have you masterbated yet?
um yeah
hahaha, you lost "The Man Game"!
The Man Game by Grabs January 15, 2009

the man show 

meaning of life when the original hosts adam & jimmy were still on..think sexist terms illustrated by naked blondes humping a giant penis
the man show by etchasketch October 21, 2003

The Man's Silence 

The man's silence. It's an expression that stands for the silence in which one or several bros are watching a girl's ass silently for several seconds, which ends when one of them says "nice" or looks at another and communicate their feelings through telepathy.
Dude 1 and Dude 2 are staring at a girls ass
Dude 1: Nice
Dude 2: aww, you broke The Man's silence!
The Man's Silence by Smöl March 3, 2020

the man, the myth, the peasent 

An addaptation of the common phrase of "the man, the myth, the legend", typically used to describe someone who is male of gender, who is very popular, but is not, by any strech of the imagination a "legand". For example, some of your closest friends
Before entering a room, a friend shouts: "Please welcome Jack, the man, the myth, the peasent!"

the man who fucked the monkey 

The man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids. Someone who represents the pinnacle of human crapulence. A term reserved for the most joyless wastes of protoplasm that shit all over the earth, sell us the bucket and order us to clean it up.
So Mr Cameron, we have chronic inner city decay, one million children being brought up in abusive homes and young men coming back from Afghanistan in bits. What do you plan to do about it?

Tax cuts for the rich.

You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids