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Flare/jefferson

A type of person who befriends,first he makes sure you’ll fall inlove with him,totally will say “i love you” to you and when you are comfortable being yourself around him he’ll call you annoying after a few days he’ll break your heart by saying he has a girlfriend 2hours ago.
Flare/jefferson is an hearthbreaker
by I have alot of friends. March 7, 2022
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Jefferson Ligma

Jefferson Ligma is a soccer/football player for Bournemouth and the Sugandese national team. His playing career began with FC Bofa in his home country, before moving to Updog Town in League One. Along with strike partner Su Con, he played a key role in earning Updog Town promotion to the Championship, scoring 12 goals. Thanks to this performance, club manager Carlos Ridon paid a club record 23 million pounds for him.
Commentator: And Su Con passes to Jefferson Ligma, who gives it over to Ben Dover, who crosses it back for Ligma, and HE SCORES!
by czechhcezc August 19, 2018
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Rodrick Jefferson

when you confuse rodrick heffley with rowley jefferson
person 1: hey, look, it's "rodrick jefferson"
person 2: what a fucking asshole, you don't even say it well
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George Jefferson

The act of urinating on your sexual partner, starting at the crotch and "movin' on up" to the face
I gave my old lady the George Jefferson last night, and she loved every second of it!
by biggshow October 23, 2006
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Thomas Jefferson

any white guy who hooks up with/privately dates black girls but won't commit to them, even though he has previously committed to white girls in the past and will most likely be dating a white girl in the future

he usually eventually says something to the effect of "i've never made out with a black girl before", or "you're the prettiest black girl i've ever seen"
Fitz is married to Mellie, but has a secret relationship with Olivia Pope. Fitz was a Thomas Jefferson until he was willing to tell the world that he is in love with Olivia.

Mitch has hooked up with black girls in the past, but has only dated white girls. Mitch is a Thomas Jefferson.

Jack and Jasmine met at a party. After getting drunk, they made out. Jack revealed to Jasmine that he had never made out with a black girl before. The next day, Jasmine looked up Jack on Facebook and discovered that he was in a relationship with a white girl named Rachel. Jack is a Thomas Jefferson.

Connor and I were seeing each other. He never wanted to call it dating; he said he wasn't ready to be in a relationship. After things fizzled out between us, I found out he was officially dating a girl named Becky. I had thought Connor wasn't ready for a commitment, but realized he had been a Thomas Jefferson all along.
by yunghag February 2, 2016
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Dirty Jefferson

The act of giving or receiving a rim job that occurs anytime after the recipient has taken a shit and not showered afterwards.
Named after NBA player Richard Jefferson, as he shares the same initials as Rim Job.
"Hey I received a Dirty Jefferson off this chick last night"

"Damn, that's nasty!"
by Dong Megatron January 4, 2014
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