when something bad happens...
you can always rely on saying the comforting phrase SHITTER JACKERS. It started with cracker jackers then crapper jackers then spread on to infect the word shit.
you can always rely on saying the comforting phrase SHITTER JACKERS. It started with cracker jackers then crapper jackers then spread on to infect the word shit.
by scarscar February 19, 2009
A Jive Jacker is someone who does something so good, he defines the perfection of his actions by just doing it regularly. He/She "owns" whatever skills and abilities people are watching, mostly in disbelief. It looks like they're cheating somehow, but true "Jive Jackers" never lie, never cheat, and just do it like a god.
"I was watching Michael Philips swim in the Olympics 2008 and in 2012, and that guy is a Jive Jacker. Too good, too fast, I'm hoping he ain't a Lance" (Lance Armstrong=cheater). Man, he walked away with the most medals of anyone in history! He's a top notch Jive Jacker."
by RurikBloodaxe January 06, 2013
by Anoble0130 February 01, 2011
When you put up a status on Facebook and then over the next few hours or days, people put up the same status. Can be very annoying and often results in one of those "shake my head" moments.
Me On Monday: "Screw Harry Potter, I'm seeing the Winnie The Pooh movie!"
Friend On Thursday: "Forget Harry Potter i'm seeing Winnie The Pooh"
Me Thinking To Myself: What a Status Jacker, SMH
Friend On Thursday: "Forget Harry Potter i'm seeing Winnie The Pooh"
Me Thinking To Myself: What a Status Jacker, SMH
by TheOriginalBigNate July 15, 2011
a person with patches of hair hiding under a flab of skin that crawls into restaraunts and orders squid. when their food arrives he stuffs the squid in his cornhole and crawls out of the restaraunt.
by foot violater June 02, 2011
My boyfriend has a jacker's curve
by Fapper696969 December 29, 2013
That nigga is such a tri-jacker he'll even jack a baby. He don't curr. Some should give him a C.J. Browning.
by PuedesDucharlo June 09, 2010