Stage Crew

Those boss people who chill backstage and build stuff for plays. Stage crew parties are always much better than the cast parties because stage crew knows how to party with many of the things they have built for plays. Stage crew is also in charge of the prop house, which includes cleaning and organizing it, which is a pain in the butt, but they still have fun finding many old props such as sparkles, seahorses, roller blades, and many more.

Stage crew members often become family and they will have nicknames for each other. Also, they are often in charge of babysitting for the cast, which includes waiting to their every need and searching for their props when they loose them.

Overall, stage crew is amazing so if you're thinking about joining the play, join stage crew instead. They have SO MUCH MORE FUN than the cast. So join crew.

*WARNING: Membership in the Stage Crew organization, which is a subsidiary of the Drama Club, may and most likely will result in fatigue, sleep deprivation, temporary and/or permanent insanity, an inexplicable urge to form close bonds with tools, and a perpetual sense of impending doom.
Cast Member: Stage crew is so stupid. They don't even do anything.

The Whole World: YOU TAKE THAT BACK! STAGE CREW IS THE BEST THING EVER. WITHOUT IT, THE SHOW WOULD NOT GO ON! YOU'RE SO UNTHANKFUL! STAGE CREW DOES EVERYTHING!!!!
by CeciltheSeahorse September 4, 2012
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Crew Chief

Someone in the military who spends 12-15 hours a day fixing the pieces of junk he or she is expected to keep in top shape for the snooty pilots to fly, while getting paid the same as the guy sitting in the office across the flightline who goes home every day at 4, whether or not his work is done. Crew chiefs possess a finely tuned sense of smartassedness, several bags of scrounge and the unwillingness to put up with stupid people. They are what keeps the aircraft in the air and the bars around the base in business.
"We need another crew chief in on this engine change. You've only been here 9 hours, get to work."
by nonner11 February 6, 2010
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Curry Crew

A collective of individuals that are of south Asian ethnicity; namely Sri Lankans and Indian.
Curry Crew Class of 2014 (Melbourne)- lead by the one and only Captain Sharu.
by Mizza8541 November 29, 2013
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Tech Crew

the group of ninjas lurking backstage that run the show and do all the jobs everyone else is too lazy to do.
If you piss off tech crew, don't expect your show to run smoothly.
by MuffinNinja January 25, 2011
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The Derp Crew

A group of Youtubers which come together to create videos

Chilled Chaos/CriousGamers - Very deceptive, and a floozy, plays tons of variety games.
ZeRoyalViking - Chilled's bitch, and science nerd, does some indies to major titles.
GaLmHD/Sondoman - Great at most games like FPS, story driven games, salty at Mario Kart.
tehsmarty/Smarticus - The chilled out derp of the group, also impulse decisions.
TomFawkes - Supreme god at Mario Kart. Good at voice acting, and playthroughs
AphexArcade - Competitive player, he has his shit macro'd, and is also the shortest.
Person 1: Did you see The Derp Crew's new session of Uno!
Person 2: Yeah, it's also ironic that Aphex didn't get any green cards.
by Fakkutian January 20, 2017
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Crew shit

When your crew of friends go to a resturaunt, gas station, or Orielys autoparts, for the purpose of taking a shit. Usually done in succession done one after another. Placing of said shit is usually determined by rock paper scissors, last known time of previous bm, or simply brute force.
1: Dude that Crew Shit we jammed in the Mc.Donalds last week was intense!

2: I know! I had to flush 6 times!
by they187 February 14, 2015
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smc crew] [smcm crew

1. A club sport whose members wake up, go to practice, go to breakfast, and then return to bed before the rest of the campus wakes up .
2. A team that races in boats that costs tens of thousands of dollars, yet we still receive several thousand dollars less than even our rugby teams.
3. The club sport whose rowers rape the Great Room every morning... also the reason why hard-boiled eggs are no longer served (what else are we supposed to do with the yolks?)
Q: Its only 3am, where are you going?
A: I have to be up in 2 hours for practice !
by rowerboy May 5, 2005
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