stoner's dozen

The number 14. 14 grams is half an ounce, a somewhat common amount of marijuana to buy or sell.

If a dozen is 12 and a baker's dozen is 13, then 14 is a stoner's dozen.

Customer: Yo pack me up a stoner's dozen
Dealer: I got u g

by thehiddenvalley February 21, 2019

dime a dozen

Mr. Rawley, a prestigious educator from Imagine Schools says, "In reference to dime meaning 10 and dozen, 12, this phrase can be described as an event or phenomenon occurring 10 out of 12 times.

It's believed that "dime a dozen" originated in the 1800's when a hen was expected to yield at least 10 viable eggs out of 12 that are laid.

by Mr. Rawley I crave you April 6, 2009

a dozen furies

A "post hardcore/metal/rock" Texas-based quintet, made famous by winning the TV-show "Battle For Ozzfest", in which 8 bands competed for winning a place on Ozzfest's 2005 second stage.

Lineup:

Vocals - Bucky
Lead Guitar - Joey
Rhythm Guitar - Marc
Bass - Keith
Drums - Mike

Check out their music on PureVolume and their 2004 EP, "Rip The Stars Down".

A Dozen Furies is a band. Self explanatory.

by phibroptik January 15, 2005

Dirty Dozen

A drinking session that begins directly after finishing work and lasts 12 hours, e.g. from 5pm Friday till 5am Saturday morning.

"You look like shit."
"I did the Dirty Dozen straight from work yesterday."

by cobes72 August 8, 2017

The Bakers Dozen

The sexual maneuver which involves 12 tubs of cream cheese and 6 American Ninja Bitches. Females line up with two tubs of cream cheese each and dip their breasts into the cream cheese as the male licks their titties like an all you can eat bagel buffet until all the cream cheese is finished. He then finishes by jizzing a 98% cream cheese semen mixture into all six of the females.

Kyle hates vanilla sex. His favorite move is the Bakers Dozen.

Mr. Baker pulled a bakers dozen in the kindergarten class.

by Thehoodedwarrior November 28, 2016

Polish Dozen

Fourteen of something.

How many midgets fit in a Prius? About a Polish Dozen.

by ChzSoda22 August 20, 2010

bakersfield dozen

(Mathematics & Measurements / Units) three.

From the practice of giving three units where twelve were requested, because Bakersfield is a poor place in California.

Jesus, are you trying to short me with that bakersfield dozen again?

by California Nelson99 November 23, 2011