Compass 《🧭 》: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compass 《🧭 》: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

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The inner compass

Aka the penis. The dictator of what makes men do the things they do.

“The inner compass led Brendan to deflower his pet alpaca, much to the the disgust of his wife”.

“Larry, a balding and overweight failing real estate agent, made the bold decision to purchase a BMW convertible. Actually it wasn’t Larry, it was his mid life middle compass”.

by The Shoebill Storker April 13, 2022

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Compassion Cupcake

When your buddy is feeling down, you fill their ass with an “ample amount” of coolwhip and eat it out. Great for rainy days, it’s sure to make you feel better when you’re sad.

My buddy Rafael is looking upset today. I think I’ll give him a tasty compassion cupcake.

by xX_odie_Xx October 23, 2019

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