The orville red n' cocker

When you and someone special are at a movie, discretely cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, and proceed to string your erect penis through the hole. When she/he reaches for the popcorn they will get more than a handful, hopefully. From there the obligation is implied and butter is the lube.

Dan was a lonely schmuck, but got a date with Nicole anyway, at the movie he used The Orville red n' cocker, reliable yet ballsy , making the large worth the seven dollars.

by Kevin Getzewich March 9, 2008

cockered

(adjective)
1. The expression of being concerned over your or another guy's genitals.
2. Flabbergasted but with the circumstance of being a guy or just having a cock.

1. I'm cockered, I think I have erectile dysfunction.
2. I'm cockered about the latest news today.

by antibodydeficiency April 18, 2024

Queef-Cocker

When someone queefs on you so you slap them in the mouth with your dick repeatedly.

She queef-cocker’d me last night

by PoisedPilot May 17, 2018

tik cocker

A male that only posts suggestive videos of his dick on TikTok to solicit clicks to his twitter and OF.

“Have you seen that one dude Jack the Lad on TikTok”

“Yeah, he’s a Tik Cocker”

by NotRobbin July 25, 2023

Betty cocker

It is either cake or cock and we are all out of cake!

This is a Betty cocker type of situation.

by Chienne pierre May 12, 2023

Foot cocker

A guy who can masturbate with their feet.

Did you hear?

Hear what?

Person A's a fucking foot cocker!!!

OMG! NO WAY! THEY PROBABLY HAVE SO MUCH FUN!

by Batsy July 17, 2017

pharoah cocker

When you cover your genitals with sand and make your partner lick it up and spit it to the side.

Man 1:Man, Kelly wouldn't shut up until I gave her a Sexup Ketchup last night.
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a Pharoah Cocker
Man 1:Cool

by BrebBrob April 5, 2020