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Claim

To let everybody know that somebody is yours.
I have a lot of hire but I only claim one of em fr
by Fortheladiestbh June 13, 2023
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Claim Your Tits

When a woman puts on a push up bra and it pushes her "tits" together
Yo man look at how close her tits are in that push up bra. (Claim your tits)
by timdaddy125 May 26, 2020
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Claimed cocksucker

A person who sucks their significant others cock and no one else's.
Awww, you're my claimed cocksucker.
by JayRock69 June 3, 2023
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double-standardised claiming

the act of unfaithfully claiming another person while continuing to label them as a slag in response to the feeling of repeated rejection of the highest level
Soup (Tomato): Hey carrot… You’re looking real tasty today… let me have a nibble

Carrot: No - you’re literally tomato soup. Eugh.

Soup: You little slag

This is double-standardised claiming.
by zebsandmegs4ever June 28, 2023
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self claim

Self Claiming is an act where someone who falsely claim that they are part of a secret society usually by showing their hand signs which represents a certain gang which they are not from in Singapore, These people are often subject to angkat paiseh as a punishment which is a SG slang that hooligans made up which means kneel down and beg for forgiveness. (if a fine xmm girl with angkong ask me to do it i would because i want to, not cause yall are intimidating as you imagine) Self Claiming is usually a result of insecure people usually of the darker shade because they may not have loving parents at home therefore they look up to gangsters whose mothers syphilis infested ccb are most likely being sold at Geylang for 1 hr 2 shots $350 incall. If you self claim you likely have a PSLE combined score of 100 and is in the NT stream and Institute of Technical Education where by most people go there to meet more like minded individuals to take drugs and go inside Changi
Billy: cibai dont self claim ah
non-educated individual: LIMPEH AIRPORT KIA, OMEGA, SARAJUMBO, TECK WHYE LANE, ANG SOON TONG, HAI LOK SAN, SIO YI HO AHHHH!!!!!
by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 24, 2024
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