Bloke Party

Bloke Party - when an older twenty-something male gets invited by usually two or more females younger than him for snacks and wine - normally held in a house, a car or a rendez vous somewhere

Heeey wanna get high by gettin' dowwwn to get up up upppppp Bloke Party yoooo boi!

by softhard May 29, 2011

Toppest Bloke

The pinnacle of social praise a man can reach among his peers. A true hero, always willing to put his friends and loved ones before him. There is no limit to his relentless love and consideration, a true model of human kindness.

Django: Yo man, thanks for the present you got me. Toppest bloke
George: Happy you're happy, bro

by Marqueefus October 13, 2016

Dry Bloke

Someone who has poor banter and can't handle there drink/avoids drinking at all costs.

Dry bloke eg Jordi Walker

by Jack Rosier May 29, 2016

Blokes advice

A page where blokes can express them selves with what name to call there dog and beg for attention and to become sheep and buy the BA branded clothing

Charles went on blokes advice to get advice and attention only to be shut down with his terrible taste in beer

by Kangaroo rapist April 12, 2018

smoke bloke

A person of biological sex female successfully passing as male.

Did you see that smoke bloke at McDonalds earlier?
No way she had a... you know... wee wee?
Oh yeah.

by dcll July 19, 2017

Shit bloke

Andrew Gaff. Professional Australian rules footballer for the Wet Toast Eagles.

What? He punched this unsuspecting kid behind the play, broke his jaw, and sent him to hospital? What a shit bloke.

Wait, what? His teams' supporters actually cheered the shit bloke as well? What a collection of shit blokes.

by CliveH20 August 05, 2018

Solid bloke

A British phrase to describe a culture of absolute nut jobs or just straight up nice guys aged from young adults to middle- aged men

‘What a solid bloke’

by Motoko994 October 04, 2018