When an individual has run out of toilet paper while camping and a good samaritan pisses on their asshole to clean it.
by LouisianaLightninBolt September 11, 2019
Get the Backwoods Bidetmug. When you take a shit and when your little buddy (extremely large fat man sheeite) responds with a nice thtoink right to the ring piece (asshole)
Hey Johnny, last week I was in the fuckin McDonald's I ate 12 mcchickens I felt it comin so I ran to the McDonald's restroom, almost missed and got the worst unexpected bidet
by Upwards draft November 12, 2019
Get the unexpected bidetmug. by Yanna Goldschlager June 28, 2015
Get the Mouth Bidetmug. by vgrid February 18, 2022
Get the Blue Bidetmug. The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while taking a dump (a blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean your bhole.
They japanese local was pleased to hand out many bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.
by @Ericfordays / @lukeHM12 September 3, 2012
Get the Bidet Soufflémug. by TheDarkSeeker June 15, 2019
Get the American Bidetmug. by Re:Milkman January 30, 2022
Get the Manual bidetmug.