The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while taking a dump (a blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean your bhole.
They japanese local was pleased to hand out many bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.
by @Ericfordays / @lukeHM12 September 03, 2012
When a male individual takes a shit without toilet paper and uses his penis to fire hose the shit from between his cheeks with his own piss.
by FireRescueMechanic September 13, 2023
by Yanna Goldschlager June 20, 2015
When releasing a very solid poop causes a splash of toilet water to blow back onto your ass. Thus negating the need to wipe.
by Julikins January 21, 2014
When an individual has run out of toilet paper while camping and a good samaritan pisses on their asshole to clean it.
by LouisianaLightninBolt September 12, 2019
Steve had Taco Bell and had to poop really bad and saw a porta potty, but ended up going in the woods because he didn’t want to give himself a Birmingham Bidet
by LieutenantDangle August 29, 2021
The back-splash that occurs when one pinches a loaf from a slight elevation. Recent innovation has shone light on the potential practical aspects of this previously undesirable situation.
by CosmiClovers November 20, 2011