Kicking the Windmill

to kick a windmill is to imply that you have done something exceptionally morally inappropriate or ambiguous, (esp. sexually) but actually you are only referring to kicking a literal windmill

dude, last night i was over a sally's house and we were kicking the windmill so hard.

or

dude last night i kicked sally's windmill so hard she cried

by ktw4 October 2, 2010

Stinging Windmill

A threesome position involving two men and a woman or three men. The first male lays on the bed/ground and the woman sits on his penis. The female then starts to spin around and as this is happening the other male stands with his penis where the womans face is, so as she is spinning she gets slapped by it.

OMG Daria is so drunk! Lets give her a Stinging Windmill!

by Jesus McJew June 13, 2007

windmill style

Windmill style is the name given to a unusal style of street fighting.

It is unique and not very pretty to watch. If it is performed correctly by a person who has the right attitude, lets say a demented psycho. It can be extremely effective.

But hey if nothing else, It sound like you mean business at least.

"If you don't shut your fucken squeal hole real soon, I'm gunna come over there and fucken fly you windmill style, ya cunt!"

by dj shiva August 6, 2007

Wonka Windmill

When you dress up like Willy Wonka and start hitting from the back with a midget and you stand up with them still mounted on your dick and then you spin them around I’m a circular motion like the blades of a windmill, the midget can be male or female but dressing them up like an Oompa Loompa is not optional

“Hey bro how’d your date go last night?”
“It was great man, she’s a midget so I gave her a wonka windmill”

by J-dub August 1, 2020

Minnesota Windmill

The act of unleashing your biggest, wettest fart in your girl's face and then fanning the fumes by waving your penis around in a circle.

Debra said she wasn't in the mood. That all changed after I gave her a Minnesota Windmill.

by CorylnTheHouse December 2, 2016

windmill brains

When you are totally brain dead, and you are going in a cycle of lies that you fall for, such as very obviously fake television advertisements.

You must be completely fucking retarded for buying a Shark Ninja product, you have Windmill Brains.

by theunfunnyfound August 22, 2020

Dutch Windmill

When two people sit face to face, one on the others lap and defecate into the toilet basin at the same time, legs spread in all four directions forming a windmill.

“Hey Gaz are you going to be long in there, I’m touching cloth here mate?”
“Sorry buddy I’m having a real battle with this one, I’ll be a while yet, but feel free to come on in and Dutch windmill with me if you can’t wait any longer.

by Guignol September 12, 2021