the trumpsubject

A shorthand manner of referring to the wider topic of all the mind-boggling bullshit related to 45 and his administration.

Let’s try to have a meal together without getting onto the trumpsubject!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 5, 2020

The Thumper

A glorious sexual act, which is simply the missionary position with one of the female counterpart’s legs hiked up over the male’s shoulder.

Last night, I performed the thumper on that random chick from the bar.

by Thump Sr April 12, 2021

Lady and the Tramp

Deviant sexual experience performed by two nude males and an uncooked piece of spaghetti. The males face each other, and each places an end of the noodle into their urethra, then lean in. Typically performed by gay males, gay-curious, or or rich kids at private school.

Bro, I'm bored, lets Lady and the Tramp it.

by Papa Joe Cord February 5, 2020

Lady and the Tramping

When you cum in a woman's mouth, kiss her and string out the cum in her mouth with yours and then suck it in together...just like lady and the tramp

"Hey mom thanks for the pineapple smoothie last night! Tasted great when my girlfriend and I were Lady and the Tramping last night."

by WallProMer September 19, 2016

lady and the tramp

Eating either end of any food until you meet in the middle.

"I don't have a knife to split that cupcake, let's just lady and the tramp it."

by quipish August 7, 2012

Nun Playing the Trumpet

A low, quiet, almost melodic fart. It is sometimes associated with the sound a woman makes when she farts and is often mistaken for a creaky door.

I like kimchi, but kimchi doesn't like me. Like if you want to hear the nun playing the trumpet, you get me a little bit of kimchi.

by RedRockRun October 18, 2013

Bring on the Trumpets

1. A phrase that has grown popular after an advert for The Natural Confectionary Company featured a gummy bear, voiced by Matt Berry, shouting it at a gummy snake for little or no reason.

2. A statement often made at the point of orgasm.

1. Gummy Bear: Bring on the Trumpets!

2. Male: Oh God, I think I'm about to come
Female: Not in my hair plz
Male: BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!

by -Roachy- February 4, 2009