Johnny slapped Petey in the ass and was presented with 3 gay tickets.
Roger wiped his ass from the front and was given 5 gay tickets.
Roger wiped his ass from the front and was given 5 gay tickets.
by Georgeo January 24, 2007
by Anon and Unknown March 13, 2007
Something used to gain entry to an event or function, or to hang with someone.
Your ticket to kick it
Your ticket to kick it
Guy #1: "Let me come to the party tonight, i've got 5 hot girls ready to get loose."
Guy #2: "Alright thats your ticket to kick it right there."
OR
Guy: "Whats up girl, you wanna chill? I got a fat sack we can smoke."
Girl: "Yeah for sure let's do it."
Guy #2: "Alright thats your ticket to kick it right there."
OR
Guy: "Whats up girl, you wanna chill? I got a fat sack we can smoke."
Girl: "Yeah for sure let's do it."
by d.nicholas July 11, 2008
A term used to describe the act of buying cocaine. Cocaine is often referred to as "snow" or "playing in snow", therefore people will use the term "lift ticket" as a metaphor to disguise the act of purchasing the drug.
by CreeperStash September 09, 2010
A new method of internet shopping that searches and compares prices in real time without being detected by the host site.
by NinjaTickets September 03, 2007
When a good looking female, or male start too loose there looks, i.e. similar to how supermarkets put stickers on food before its sell by date, before it gets thrashed.
by Wacky Squirrel December 29, 2014
LUXURIES WITHOUT A JOB
Gwendolyn: Monica, where are you getting all of this costly shit?
You don't even have a job!
Monica: Oh. All of that is from my meal ticket.
Gwendolyn: From what?
Monica: Not what, who!
NEED MORE GROCERIES
Bianca: Dammit... I spent all of my money shopping and my refrigerator's empty. I'm hungry!
Yolanda: You don't get your paycheck until two weeks from now.
Bianca: I better find myself a handsome meal ticket!
Yolanda: Seriously.
Gwendolyn: Monica, where are you getting all of this costly shit?
You don't even have a job!
Monica: Oh. All of that is from my meal ticket.
Gwendolyn: From what?
Monica: Not what, who!
NEED MORE GROCERIES
Bianca: Dammit... I spent all of my money shopping and my refrigerator's empty. I'm hungry!
Yolanda: You don't get your paycheck until two weeks from now.
Bianca: I better find myself a handsome meal ticket!
Yolanda: Seriously.
by gotmurc June 28, 2016