A premeditated plan for ending a romantic relationship with little to no repercussion. Also, a plan to hedge oneself from mental, physical, psychological, spiritual, emotional, and monetary harm upon being dumped or divorced.
"Son, time to stop being a beta male about these career gold-diggers. Every time you trade up, make sure you have a proper ex-it strategy. Never let love turn in to debt or despair. "
by Harry Hen April 20, 2021
Get the Ex-it strategy mug.The overused and ludicrously transparent procedure of trying to guilt-trip an over-indulger into reducing/eliminating his consumption of the unhealthful/expensive product by trying to appeal to his inherent consideration for fellow humans on the planet who might wish to have a little of the same item for themselves, too. This "this stuff is in alarmingly short supply, so don't hog it all for yourself" technique is seldom overly effective, especially in the modern-day computer age, wherein the glutton can simply “hop online” and find out for himself whether there is actually any imminent risk of said product’s being placed on the endangered species list.
I tried the worldwide shortage strategy on my corpulent cousin to try to convince her to cut back on the chips and chocolate bars, but she just showed me an article on MSNBC that described how the snack-food companies are currently experiencing a junk-food glut in their warehouses, what with so many people’s jumping on the health-nut bandwagon.
by QuacksO June 27, 2016
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by Hym Iam April 4, 2024
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