Stabbin' Sami

A crazy girl from Minnesota that likes to stab people with needles at football games

"I hear Stabbin' Sami is at it again, hence the new outbreak of AIDS"

by JentasticJohnson September 26, 2009

The Sami Factor

when you start cursing on an amusement park ride, then throw up

"Alright there are two factors you must be careful about, the piss factor, which is when you go on a ride and it goes high and drops, you pee in your pants.Then There is the Sami Factor...."
"I don't want to know about that one.."
"I did half of the sami factor"

by DuecheBag July 5, 2006

Sami Tutch

To clear out a room with a single fart, normally after eating dairy.

'oh god the dogs done a shit in the kitchen, smells like a right Sami Tutch'

by MrBigBollocks November 24, 2017

Sami Disease

Being the unfunniest person to ever exist

Person1: Bro i think you have the Sami Disease

Person2: Fortnite battle pass i just shit out my ass

by LilUziIsaNigger June 24, 2022

Sami Jo

Everyone's best friend. sooo fashionable and can be a blonde. loves boys. loves dances and anything else fun.

Your such a Sami Jo!

by Bailey February 16, 2005

MoTion SaMi

A guy with a big penis

You MoTion SaMi
Yep

by motion sami December 15, 2016

Sami Complex

When a girl constantly breaks up with a guy who is a complete ass, and then gets back together with him within 24 hours of the break up.

Girl: I can't believe you smoked weed!!! We are through, forever this time.
Guy: But baby, I love you and I swear I'll change, please don't leave me!
*23 hours later*
Girl: I miss you, I want to get back together.

Random Person: That Girl Has A Sami Complex.

by MrAnthonyhk October 30, 2012