Binge Paste

The fecal byproduct of excessive alcohol consumption in conjunction with low quality foods.

I had such a massive load of binge paste this morning, it took an hour to trickle out of my ass.

by DogFuckery November 21, 2022

butt paste

1. Noun. A slurry mixture of loose fecal material and sweat that often resides in the upper region of the butt crack.

1. She complained to Jim about constantly having to clean the butt paste off the toilet seat before she could use it.
2. Jim was in a hurry to make his meeting, so his incomplete ass-wiping resulted in a desposit of butt paste in the upper cleft of his derriere.

by Zen master Tave February 14, 2009

ass paste

think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.

"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"

by jim May 7, 2005

protein paste

Ejaculated semen that clings onto a surface, often resembling an icicle or jam over bread.

Protein paste, it's nutritious and delicious.

by bloof July 12, 2004

cock paste

White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, root juice, seed, semen, sperm, spunk, and splooge.

Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough cock paste in his ass.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my cock paste.

by Monkey Boy February 19, 2004

nigga paste

2 pearts fried chicken, 1 part cool aid.

Can you please get marquese some nigga paste, he looks hungery.

by nigpaste August 11, 2008

wedgie paste

That nasty,sticky gunk that builds up in an unkempt butt crack and adheres to one's underwear causing them to stick in said crevice.

I get really bad wedgie paste in the summertime

by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011