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Mustard and Mayonnaise

Vogue Cadillac wheels. They come on older Cadillacs. Called Mustard and Mayonnaise for the white and yellow walls on the wheels. Just another word from bay area rapper E-40.
Damn, that Cadi is sitting Mustard and Mayonnaise DooDoos!
by Ernesto Salazar May 1, 2008
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dippin in the mayonnaise

Having romantic (more likely sexual) relations with some one who is overweight
My boy likes his girls big, every Saturday you can find him at the club dippin in the mayonnaise
by venum April 10, 2004
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Mayonnaise Bag

Once I announced to Sheila that I was about to cum, she proceeded to squeeze my mayonnaise bag until it was empty.
by Pepper November 2, 2004
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exotic mayonnaise

A white person who tried to claim they've got exciting foreign heritage.
Person 1: so yeah I'm like 1/16 Scottish, 1/8 Finnish, 1/16 Welsh, 1/4 French, 1/4 German and half Irish .

Person 2: you're literally just exotic mayonnaise XD
by Lady Mayonnaise The Third January 10, 2017
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Smegg-mayonnaise

When you pull back the foreskin, and discover a Jacket Potato's worth of lumpy discharge beneath the mushroom cap.
Jane: "I finally managed to get my hands on Bill's penis last night."

Rita: "Oh, what was it like?"

Jane: "Well, It would have been fine, if not for all the Smegg-Mayonnaise"

Rita: "Shame".
by SammyLou2019 October 29, 2019
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Mayonnaise Slapping

When you cum along a girls butt crack and she twerks and her ass slaps together.
"My girl is the best at Mayonnaise Slapping" "Damn"
by memestar36469 June 16, 2018
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Mayonnaise Meatball

When you cum on your own sack and smack her in the face with it
"She asked me what specials I had today and I hit her with dat Mayonnaise Meatball"
by MichaelsPhelps February 18, 2017
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