King kong choker

A massive, dunny blocking turd that requires the assistance of a foreign object before it will flush.

Mate, the King Kong choker I shat out this morning was so big I had to force it down with the toilet brush.

by krisholio March 31, 2022

King Kong

King Kong, but most people know him as mega simp.

Bruh King Kong is such a mega simp, he climbed the empire state building just to die to a few old planes!

by KFC_Console February 6, 2021

King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!

She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!

by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022

King Kong-ish

1. Being overly beast like.

2. Being insanely good in bed.

GF: How the hell did you break the toilet?

BF: I guess I was being too King Kong-ish.

GF: My BF was King-Kongish last night. It was amazing.
GF's friends: oooh, you go girl!

by CrazyJMiles November 22, 2009

King Kong

A giant ape from skull island, who is kidnaped and dies in new york in 1933

Hey, have you seen the 1933 King Kong movie

by GojiraKnowledge March 16, 2023

Kong, King Kong

Monkey

"Who is going to win in Godzilla vs Kong"
"Kong, King Kong"

by Chocalant April 2, 2021

King Kong

The King Kong is what you call a person that has a long slong and You have to congragulate them by saying Whoa you have a King Kong Long Slong Rong Dong Like Mother Fucking Hong Kong

Oh Babe you have a King Kong Long Slong Rong Dong Like Mother Fucking Hong Kong

by King Kong Long Slong March 8, 2021