The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons

The battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons is where every single person on this planet named Jake, Josh, and Dunkon fight to the death (Not literally, only with paintball guns) and whichever Jake, Dunkon, and Josh is standing wins. This will take place on April 24th, officially replacing National Rape Day!

Josh1:Dude, today is The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons!
Josh2: Relax, Josh. You’ll be fine.
Josh1: But dude... your name is Josh too...
Josh2: .....fuk

by BUG_GUTZ April 22, 2021

The Jakes

The Jakes means toilet or latrine

Where did Cheryl go? She had some bad clams, she's on the jakes

by Horace Cox August 21, 2022

duck the jakes

Around common word for Ducking the laws!

Say bro I’m cooling in the cut tryna duck the jakes!

by Cino May 28, 2022

The Bron Jame

the basketballer The bron jame but epic

"yoooo look at The Bron Jame ballin!"
"damn fr, this man must be the real Lebron James"

by The Bron Jame (real) March 2, 2021

The Bron Jame

The Bron Jame Is a famous baksetball player

Stranger: Have you heard of The Bron Jame?
Basketball player: Who the fuck is that?

by The REAL Bron Jame September 22, 2020

The Jurassic Jamestown

A traditional ways to celebrate Thanksgiving Month. This tradition dictates that one consume a turkey leg every day of the month of November until thanksgiving day itself. On Thanksgiving day one should consume all parts of the turkey. Sages differ on whether a turkey leg/day must be consumed from Black Friday until the end of November.

A: “hey bro, you doin’ No-Nut November this year?”
B: “Nah man I’m just gonna do the Jurassic Jamestown”

by SimchaChern November 10, 2021

The Holy Jamesity

The three James’. The best people ever. You would be lucky to meet them.

Did you guys see The Holy Jamesity last night?

by The holy Jamesity August 3, 2022