houston handbag

when a skier is carrying his skis, poles and boots in a certain way. the skis go together, then each pole strap goes over one end of the skis, creating a handle-like carrying system. for it to be a complete houston handbag, the ends of the skis must be covered by your boots

look at that doof, walkin around base with his houston handbag

by moli66 January 14, 2009

ruby houston

the sexiest slut you will ever meet. loves the sesh. will shag anything with a pulse and only fancies skinny white drug dealers with a nicotine addiction

ruby houston is a fat fucking slut who loves to suck cock while necking a bottle on vod

by HornyForYou123 April 29, 2020

chartiers houston

The place where crazy people go and it's fuller with assholes

Chartiers Houston

by CJB2300 December 20, 2016

Houston High

A high school in Germantown, Tn with the snobbiest, annoying and fakest kids go. Most of the kids are rich and suck their dads dick.

Aye bro, where she go? Ah dont fuck with her she go to a Houston High

by BigClappa November 08, 2018

Houston Astros

The Astros are like that one retarded cousin that you have who just wants to eat crayons and everyone wants him to stop but he just doesn't stop eating crayons and so everyone looks at him with pity.

Poor Jimmy, he's a real Houston Astros

by branman23 April 04, 2014

Houston Nut

When a guy nuts in a girl's mouth after he has been exercising or sweating profusely.

"After softball practice I gave my girlfriend a Houston Nut"

by deeznutz33 September 24, 2009

houston slang

Slag that's originated in Houston among the 80's-90's. Still is used today.

Guy 1: Mane you see that SLAB with the fresh blue candy paint on swangers?
Guy 2: Yeah mane that hoe beautiful.

( the words highlighted are an example of Houston Slang

by Screwhead713 May 21, 2017