The Ancient Gods

The two who had created the entire universe. It is said they hid away, stored on a far away replica planet of Earth. Given the names Chelly and Arson, they're believed to be awaiting the fall of humanity. The final bosses. Codependent, if one is fallen the other will mourn the others disappearance until reunited.

"The Ancient Gods? Aren't those just myths?"

"Myths? Would they be myths when suddenly all the Maze Runner copies have been stolen? They're coming, and they want their Earth Gummies."

by Trash The Trashmouth June 19, 2021

The Keto Gods

A group of deities aligned to help souls of the mortal plane through first world problems.

I pray to the keto gods the line at chipotle goes smoothly

by cooperhydroblaster November 2, 2023

The 4 Cartoon Gods

These are the greatest cartoons ever made and they rule over the cartoon world.

Adventure Time: The ruler of the cartoon gods. This is the greatest TV show in existence.
(God of life, time, and love.)

Steven Universe: The second cartoon god.
(God of potential and opportunities.)

Gravity Falls: The third cartoon god.
(God of mystery, comedy, and cliffhangers.)

Regular Show: The fourth cartoon god. This is NOT a regular show.
(God of weirdness and randomness.)

"Let's watch one of The 4 Cartoon Gods when we get home."

by LeftSideTwix February 4, 2019

the toast of gods

a toast made out of all the random bullshit you find in your kitchen, except you do EVERYTHING wrong
example: chocolate, peanut butter, carrots and corn, pepperoni but also salami

"dude i just made the toast of gods"
"are you sure you're gonna eat that?"

by egocer December 17, 2023

Gods Gift to the Ramp

Ryan Mcmanaman. The best ramper of all time. Much better then Tyler Jeffery

Ryan stacks bags much better then Tyler. He is Gods Gift to the Ramp.

by UrMomsDate69420 June 2, 2020

The godly people who worshipped gods who required spleen juice to remain godly

1)These are people who worshipped godly gods who required spleen jiuce to stay godly. See Also ilge.

2)not a proper subject for a history report/project/paper/test/essay/quiz/or anyother kind of assignment involving accurate information.

Man you are such a godly person who worships gods who require spleen juice to stay godly.

by Eric January 29, 2004