carpenter grip

When a girl is blowing you and you grab your dick like a hammer and pound her head with it.

I was getting a bad blowjob so I gave her the carpenter grip.

by Fruit Thimble May 4, 2019

organ carpenter

One who makes wooden penis'

That guy is an organ carpenter. He widdles fake dicks out of wood

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

Julia Carpenter

If you have a Julia Carpenter in your life run! shes scary but nice and funny at most times. She likes to sit in her room all day and cry. She naps pretty frequently...too frequently. This bitch is always missing school or shes late. she is the best friend you want. She is sometimes too lazy to do anything but she is a fun girl to get food with and go to parties with. If you have a julia carpenter, be ready for lots lots of crying but fun times whens she is not.

person: "you have a julia carpenter in your life?
persn 2: " yes its pretty amazing"

by shhh its a secret November 15, 2019

Carpenters

This is the name of the fans of the beautiful multi-talented singer, actress, writer, dancer, model, producer Sabrina Carpenter.

Sabrina’s fans are called carpenters

by dontsuemesabs April 15, 2021

tara carpenter

a badass who can literally take my children <33

"tara is overrated, blah blah blah." - a dumb human figure
"tara carpenter is a cool human being" - a fucking awesome person.

by 5cy7h3 August 27, 2023

The Angry Carpenter

The Angry Carpenter - Tie your girlfriend to a workbench and proceed to use sandpaper upon her Vagina, once smooth feel free to have sex with the bloody remains

Poor mrs Jamison, she died from The Angry Carpenter.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.

by The Comic November 5, 2012

Festival Carpenter

A type of person that worked back stage at a festival once and now thinks they're a certified
Carpenter

I really don't want to take him on, he's a festival carpenter and will be a pain in the arse thinking he knows it all and not listening
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by Spgr86 March 11, 2023