organ carpenter

One who makes wooden penis'

That guy is an organ carpenter. He widdles fake dicks out of wood

by uncle meatster December 05, 2013

The shaky carpenter

A sexual act of announcing “this is how we did it in Allentown” while shaking your penis before entering a hole.

I gave my girl the shaky carpenter last night.

by WDAsplin December 20, 2022

The Carpenters clutch

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.

Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George

by Sparky503 March 29, 2017

Festival Carpenter

A type of person that worked back stage at a festival once and now thinks they're a certified
Carpenter

I really don't want to take him on, he's a festival carpenter and will be a pain in the arse thinking he knows it all and not listening
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by Spgr86 March 12, 2023

Carpenter’s Laugh

happens when you realize ya dicks so long you could quintuple knot it and still have anough to sell to the local pharmacy

Man 1 bro i think ive got carpenter’s laugh
Man 2 *dies*

by greenschoolbus October 11, 2018

mr carpenter

best chili maker, creator of the catapult in nj, world famous pantie model, inventor of the nuclear bomb, and the greatest teacher of all time.

Mr carpenter won’t stop slaying, hes making everyone jealous.

Don’t cry, everyone is madly in love with mr Carpenter.

by oakpokesyourmom October 20, 2023

nick carpenter

incest redneck hickelberry

nick carpenter gave his cousin a rim job last right omg

by emosarah March 26, 2018