cum blender

An individual on the receiving end of unprotected sex with multiple partners at or around the same time.

Jackie is such a walking cum blender with all the guys she is having unprotected sex with right now.

by Skycladconnoisseur August 29, 2015

blender wrists

When a gay man unwilling uses his hands and wrists to talk excitedly about something.

Did you see the blender wrists on Steve? He was going a mile a minute talking about the hot sweaty guy at the gym.

by Sassyfrass May 21, 2014

emotional blender

A phrase coined by 5SOS in the song “BLENDER”. Used to describe feeling like your feelings are all mixed up.

Example 1: “I feel like I’ve been in a fuckin’ emotional blender today.”

Example 2: “The upcoming release of 5SOS5 has thrown me through an emotional blender.”

by MukesKiwi July 25, 2022

Frog in a blender

When youre sick and you sneeze a fat green snot glob onto her fuckin snatch while she's on her period and proceed to pound her with the intensity of a blender

I put a frog in a blender with my bitch last night.

by Fenty is gay April 25, 2019

bitch blender

A bitch you does what other people do

Pascal you are a bitch blender - Nick Mason

by Slagfest August 21, 2016

broken blender

When you put three fingers in a girls ass and spin it real fast...

I gave my girl a broken blender and it got shit all over.

by jvg113 November 1, 2017

Slavic Blender

When you take a large group of different races, forcing them to have an orgy and then when they are done, you gun them down with a Kalashnikov.

"Dude, If I lose the will to live, I will go to Ukraine to participate in a Slavic Blender"

by SadMemetato October 12, 2016