When you take exactly two of every animal you can find, put them all on a giant boat, and force them to watch you have anal sex
Kyle: Hey Joe, you wanna know what an Arkansas ark n’ ass is?
*30 seconds later*
Joe: What is wrong with you Kyle
*30 seconds later*
Joe: What is wrong with you Kyle
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
Get the Arkansas Ark n’ Assmug. by U will never know who I am Mr December 24, 2019
Get the Ark Victoria Primary Academymug. When someone goes actually insane in a rampage about losing something in a game or in real life. Mostly used against people who are named Chad or people who sweat in easy games.
Bro stop acting like the 3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark! Dude actually relax it's just a game Chad. BRO RELAX IT'S JUST MINECRAFT!!! JESUS CHRIST RELAX.
by Therewereonly2 November 15, 2019
Get the 3rd Monkey On Noah's Arkmug. “D ark” a pitiful loser who can’t ever make friends and is horribly unfunny
Or some person who is extremely emo
Or some person who is extremely emo
by Ak lol September 10, 2021
Get the D arkmug. A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.
The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018
Get the Cracking the Lid of the Arkmug. A Mediocre video game which takes years to update.
Or a ship built by Noah to save his family and two of every kind of animal from the Flood; Noah's ark.
Or a ship built by Noah to save his family and two of every kind of animal from the Flood; Noah's ark.
by Thy rat king April 8, 2023
Get the Arkmug. by th3 h4ck August 5, 2024
Get the arkmug.