musty maria

thats just your nick name girl deal with it

hey musty maria

by Gayvion March 25, 2023

Musty Aftershave

After a man has freshly shaved his genital area, a woman (usually of older age) goes down on him with a lit cigarette in her mouth.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"

Guy 2: "Not much. Your aunt Rosie gave me a musty aftershave at the motel downtown."

by SOCIALISTdonut June 8, 2017

musty tyler

When you leave your penis inside your foreskin until it smells like kombucha.

Usually takes months to achieve

I went month without showering and gave myself a musty Tyler

by 100Dollar June 21, 2019

Musty Torres

After a hot day working in Larry's yard on the drive home you fart on your dick, the wife or neighbor lady goes down on you and says wow that smells Musty.

I wish my dick wasn't so big, well oh well I am going to have to give my lady the Musty Torres after driving the heavy.

by Baby Body Builder and the boys March 2, 2022

Musty Post

A fictional character that is the amalgam of 2 people that love each other more than any other 2 people in history have loved each other.

Sure Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are a power couple, but they're nothing compared to Musty Post.

by Musty Post March 28, 2023

Musty Licker

A derogatory term for Rocket League players. The epitomy of no skill, and cannot touch grass whatsoever. Their skill can never translate to other games, and they think they're good in FPS Games. All Musty Lickers have no say, no rights, and nothing of real value. They are the niggers of Rocket League.

All you do is play Rocket League, you Musty Licker

by NiggerWhipperDickRipper 2.0 December 30, 2021

musty bois

the best friends that the world has ever known. once you go musty you never go back

The Musty Bois couldn't wait for their reunion at the alumni game this fall.

by mustyboisforever August 23, 2017