textplain

When something is too hard to explain over text messages and is better to be told in person.

Frank: "Dude, my mom just called the cops on me."
Brett: "Wow, why?"
Frank: "Too hard to textplain, I'll tell you at school."

by madkid January 10, 2010

Textplain

When somebody tells you something interesting through an instant messaging system or text message and you need them to explain what happened but don't feel like calling them (probably because you're lazy).

Jennifer: "ZOMG Becky! Guess what? Jason and Anne had sex and now Anne is pregnant!"

Patty: "Well.. I'm not Becky but Textplain what happened! I thought they hated each other!"

by Casiél Wintermoon December 28, 2010

Textual relationship

To have a relationship with someone through texting, but never talk, meet or interact with them in real-life. - Someone you text alot, but would never/rarely talk to in person.

Person 1 - Who are you texting?
Person 2 - Ashley.
Person 1 - Ashley? Really?
Person 2 - Yeah, we're in a textual relationship

by Cpl.Moran March 22, 2009

Textual Harassment

When an individual is receiving a barrage of text messages from an unwanted sender.

That bitch was texting me out of control last night, I want to file for textual harassment.

by Heyder October 5, 2010

textual abuse

when you recieve a dirty text message meant for someone else or from someone you dont want one from.

ah man lenny was givin me textual abuse last night, I hate that cracka.

by Da Absent Minded Professa June 11, 2007

textual predator

Someone who continually seeks communication with friends soley by text messaging. Conversely the person is phone-a-phobic.

"Got another text from Sarah, that girl's a textual predator."

by spyskys May 18, 2009

textual harassment

Textual Harassment is the act of texting a person repeatedly with harmful and or sexual intentions.

Sue. you heard from terry
Lil. yeah he sent me a text yesterday.
Sue. what did it say.
LIl. hey girl you wanna come over and lemme poke that fine brazillian booty.
Sue. TOTAL TEXTUAL HARASSMENT!

by TRAFFICJAMMA June 25, 2009