Two-ofum

Two of anything. Usually two items of desire.
I"ll have two-ofum!
by Spyskys May 11, 2014
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textual predator

Someone who continually seeks communication with friends soley by text messaging. Conversely the person is phone-a-phobic.
"Got another text from Sarah, that girl's a textual predator."
by spyskys May 18, 2009
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