Tesla

A tryhard electric car, popular among pedophiles due to it's innovative construction (an xbox stuck on top of a milk-float) which makes it attractive to children and nearly silent.

Child: Hey Mister, is that a Tesla? Jeez, its got like a screen inside it, and all cameras and stuff!
Driver: All the better to see you with! Wanna ride?
Child: Sure! *Gets in*
Driver: *drives silently away*

by bongdaddy July 16, 2018

om telolet om

No one knows. Indonesian meme

Billy:"hey"

Jeff:"om telolet om"

by big mek crn on teh cub December 21, 2016

Tesley

Tesley:
1.An amazing girl with the best personality.
2.LOVES hanging out with friends.
3.Funny af.
4.Smart af.
5.Easiest person to talk to, you can tell her anything.
6.Always sucked into drama even though she hates it.
7.Some people have bad opinions of her because they are complete assholes and need to die in a hole.
8.Just plain wonderful to be around.
9.Just plain perfect.

(on snapchat) Person 1"wanna hang today?" Person 2"Sorry I'm hanging with Tesley atm." Person 1"oh sorry I will leave you alone your doing more important things."

by thefuq September 5, 2016

tesla

Tesla, an angel , beautiful disaster an amazing character who was the best mistake of my life she told my friend "I broke my own heart" I did she was the best girl friend I've ever had I'm in love with this girl and always will be

God she's gorgeous she must be a tesla !

by dani nicole November 12, 2010

Teso

An inferior creature; A failure; An insignificant being

Now look what you did wrong, you stupid teso!

by Hinato January 9, 2009

TSOL

besides being a great southern Califonia punk band it also stands for TOUGH SHIT OUT of LUCK!

Look you homeless mother fucker I will not give you a fucking dollar, you are TSOL my friend!

by Karl Bakla July 6, 2005

Tesla

A new age party drug that kids are taking at festivals, concerts etc. Contains a random concoction of drugs melted down into a typically blue pill. Always contains ectasy and some opiate but known to possible contain heroin, cocaine, meth, opium , morphine, angel dust and PCP.

Hey man, my I've gotta go to my little brothers high school graduation tonight want to come along and pop a tesla to make it more interesting?

by Urbanhippie567 May 27, 2015