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Telerock

1) two or more homies smokin trees over the phone, typically synchronizing the session with a countdown (3-2-1). Original tradition started by p dreez and kid thrillz cerca 2002.

2) Toke trees with a good buddy to have some company while you smokin

3) Having a smokeout with a long distance homey over the phone.
John and James were telerocking
I was bored last night so I called my homey to telerock
My homey and I decided to have a telerock sesh
by Kid Thrillz June 24, 2010
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Teerow

A mythical bearded wizard of Chinese, Japanese, Siamese or some kind of Asian persuasion who spits metaphorical oracle fire from his tongue and dispenses tow trucks and/or diapers with a flick of his wrist. Usually seen with a beautiful and fashionable siren at his side .
Yeah! That man's a grey teerow!
by YouAintGottaKnowMyName! September 8, 2010
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telerape

"And later I'm gonna masturbate, and I'm gonna think about you, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Louie C.K. expressing his intent of telerape
by SpasticPlastic April 21, 2013
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Terdergency

When you need to poo really badly and it becomes a terdergency
Man1: Ahh toilet quickly
Man2: why?
Man1: it is a terdergency
by Number10 June 8, 2015
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Terberging

When one covers their schlong with an assortment of gluten free items and promptly inserts it in between two burger buns
dude check it out! I'm Terberging!
by vapenationswag327 June 20, 2016
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Terealice

Terealice is the best person you will ever meet. She will stay by your side if you stay with her. She really nice, caring and fun. She will make you laugh no mater what. She will always make you feel better.
Friend 1: omg terealice i love you you’re like the best friend anyone could ever have friend 2: she’s so beautiful i wish i could date her
by omgya11 November 18, 2018
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teeron

He'll take your bitch. Has a penis that is nine inches long. Has more Roblox girlfriends than you. Will not rape you
My name is Dakin. My wife just took the kids. She left me for this guy teeron. Can someone please pay my rent?
by dakin has a short one December 17, 2018
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