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Tim Tebow

The most storied college football player over the past four years. He has won two national titles and a Heisman Trophy during his college career and is looking to win his third and second of these prestigious awards respectively. Tebow is considered one of the best, if not the best college football players during the time he has been at Florida, not only at the quarterback position, but overall, in addition to being talked about as one of the best quarterbacks and overall players in college football history. He is a senior for the 2009 season (2009-2010 academic year), which means that he will be entering the 2010 NFL Draft, and is projected as a potential first overall pick or somewhere in the top ten or around there. Despite many people having doubts about his talents carrying over to the next level, Tim Tebow is going to prove the critics wrong and the believers (including myself) right, as he will fit in perfectly with any system he is in. The reports that are unappreciative of his talents will be proven to be just false advertisement of this incredible athlete and even more amazing person, who will become an NFL legend by the time his upcoming long NFL career comes to an end many years down the road.
"Tim Tebow can win Connect Four in three moves."-this is an appreciation of Tebow's talents, that are without a doubt unable to be matched or surpassed.

"Wow, that Tim Tebow kid sure is great! He is one of the best college football players we have seen in quite some time, and the scary thing is, he is only going to get even better! I can't wait to see what he does to torture his opponents as an NFL pro athlete!"
by JBrunz December 22, 2009
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Captain Teemo

A balanced style of playing Teemo, The Swift Scout in League of Legends that uses him as a hybrid(AP/AD) carry. This enables him to deploy highly damaging mushrooms, backdoor towers, and deal significant damage in team fights.
"Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Hit my W and I be movin' quick
Yeah, uh-huh, screamin "I'm hybrid"
When I shoot you with a dart, you're blinded
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain Teemo, Captain Teemo,

Captain Teemo, Captain Teemo"

-Crown: Captain Teemo
by Big_D_and_the Revolution May 11, 2011
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teebles

a pretty girl who incessantly sleeps in your bed.
You know that hott girl i stayed with last week? She hasn't left my bed yet. Yep dude, you got yourself a teebles.
by JSbird April 20, 2009
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Tebowculosis

A disease that has swept the nation where many people think highly of someone who in reality, is entirely overated
Jeff: Man, Gary's Dad bought us broadway tickets and he let us drive his car, He is the best!

Stew: You must be suffering from Tebowculosis because he just got released on bail for drug trafficking.
by LEz_G0 January 2, 2012
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Tebow Time

When Tim Tebow is able to win a game in the last 2 minutes or in overtime
1:Hey Did you see the game last night?
2:Yah Tebow Time Again
1:Yah Buddy
by THE BOSSIEST BOSS EVAHH!!! December 15, 2011
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Teboned

When you bang a chick for an hour, of which 58 minutes is a complete disappointment to her, though mysteriously managing to completely satisfy her in the final 2 minutes.

Antonym - Lebronned.
Sex is only enjoyable for dos minutos when you're being teboned.
by I IZ DA BOSS MAN December 3, 2011
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Tebowing

(vb) To get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.
I was in the middle of Times Square and I saw a girl Tebowing in the street. She almost got squashed. (see tebowing.com)
by tebowing October 25, 2011
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