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Flume Technician

A very important, under-rated job. In a nut shell, it is a nutshell... Being on call 24/7, a flume technician is responsible for ensuring that the structural and watertight integrities of any and all flumes are maintained using technical equipment including duct tape, bungee cords, and clothespins (MacGyver style).

It is a booming profession. It's getting popular as well.
Jenn: What does Phil do all day? He always looks so busy but I never see him working.
Tom: Are you serious? Phil's the flume technician! Who would we call if his flume started leaking?
Jenn: But it always leaks...
Tom: EXACTLY! And he's always working on it! The lab would flood Zoltan style if he took a break.
Jenn: You have opened my eyes. How could I have been so wrong!
Phil: Hey dudes
by Thom Krüse April 17, 2009
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A magnet high school in Summerlin, Las Vegas that is swarmed with a majority of shallow faggy rich kids from Palo Verde and annoying hipster Asians. The teachers are very cool and sometimes hot, but the workload and amount of homework are almost unbearable. We barely have any school spirit and we think our mascot (the Wrangler) is lame, but we all still stay here after we say we're going back to our home schools. Gotta love those laid-back school-wide PBLs, the teachers going down the halls on scooters, and how your parents are so proud of you for going to a geeky $83.5 million school.
Rich white kid: "Uggh, I gotta go to West Career and Technical Academy."

Asian kid: "At least there's laptops in every single classroom so we can watch vids on Youtube the entire day."
by sameintheend November 6, 2011
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non-technical managers

A person that does not know what the people they manage are meant to do.
The TM's at convergys are all non-technical managers. Meaning they have no clue what FL does
by Fuil September 25, 2005
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Hi-Technical

A word that a lizard nerd uses in Super Paper Mario. He is one of the bosses and kidnaps your butterfly pixl. It is a variant of "cool", "awesome" and words around that ball park
"butterfly pixl are so hi-technical"
by SuperPM January 7, 2009
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Technical

Being a smart ass in a situation where you're being scolded; overly literal
" Plug in the remote"
" You can't actually plug in a remote , Charles"
"Stop being so damn technical John and plug in the remote!"
by Honeybun456 September 20, 2016
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laughing in technicolor

by grizzlyjack May 30, 2010
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technical threesome

Noun, activities associated with sex of two people, next to, above, or below another person.
Josh and Lisa got it on, while Marc slept in the next bed, it was a technical threesome!

Josh was felching Lisa on the bottom bunk, while Marc was beating off on the top bunk, total technical threesome!

Josh was sucking off Marc, while Lisa looked for her bra underneath...technical threesome!
by suite1157 December 14, 2008
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