If you ever hear your teacher preface a speech with this sentence. You done fucked up. It is over. You are finished and will never see the light of day again. The heinous crime you have committed by blasting loud Indian music while the substitute was teaching would have catched up to you eventually. Now you must run hide and maybe even hide.
by Diggy Bick March 9, 2023
Get the In my 20 years of teaching.mug. someone who ruins lives and causes mental illnesses such as deppression and suicide. come in many different forms. English teachers, mathematics and even history. if you see one run.
by Sofia Ponzetta September 5, 2023
Get the teachmug. Let me teach you is basically a fighting word meaning you’re about to get beat tf out of you and you shouldn’t have challenged that person because it’s over for you it’s a fuck around and find out situation.
Person #1: Yeah since you been doing all that talking imma beat ya ass cause I gets active
Person #2: Nah nah cause I gets active too let me teach you baby, let me teach you
Person #2: Nah nah cause I gets active too let me teach you baby, let me teach you
by Fivestargirl November 21, 2023
Get the Let me teach youmug. If you don’t have knowledge on something you can’t go teaching it to others because you’re not walking the walk.
by Georgiewinter October 14, 2025
Get the you cant preach if you cant teachmug. Refers to where a schoolteacher requests his students to tell him the answer to a English/history question, math problem, etc. ("Now --- who can tell me what the answer is in this case?", or "I want you to fill in the blank on your page there, to tell me what the answer is")... not only does this strange behavior indicate that the teacher is apparently not qualified for his job, since **he** seemingly doesn't even know the answer himself (plus maybe the question is even too difficult/advanced for his students, if even he --- as an "educated grownup" --- doesn't even seem to know the answer; perhaps he should therefore not even be asking this excessively-advanced question of his much-younger/less-learned students), but it also directly flies in the face of his otherwise strict policy of never answering a question that a student asks **him** about a particular example on a test, but instead insisting that the student laboriously toil to find out the answer for himself.
Disgruntled second-grade student: I wish they'd let us have a better-informed teacher --- she expects US to supply HER with knowledge many times every day, rather than HER teaching US, the way she's supposed to! Talk about reverse/hypocritical teaching --- where'd SHE ever get her teacher's certification, anyway, if she's THAT dumb and uneducated?!??
by QuacksO February 17, 2017
Get the reverse/hypocritical teachingmug. by Mark the best December 6, 2017
Get the Music teachmug. A name magically given to “all teachers when they graduate teaching school, actually their last name
by hahahaha_no May 29, 2018
Get the Teaching Namemug.