Tango Quebec

Too Queer, as in FUBAR. Radio alphabetic code denoting a situation in which all sense and practical function has broken down.

Remember when Gunny shit in your MRE because you complained about the peanut butter?
Yeah, that was Tango Quebec, dude.

by The Original Colonel Doctor October 12, 2008

Tomato Tango

The act of moving tomatos in and out of the sun when still in danger of frosts.

Bob did the tomato tango by moving his tomato seedlings out into the sun during the day and under cover at night to protect them from frosts.

by Bobwayne December 19, 2019

genital tango

When two consenting adults allow their private parts to dirty dance like Patrick Swayzee because it takes two.

via Khleo Thomas

May I have this genital tango

by vsbaby October 16, 2020

Tard tango

When playing call of duty: a duel where two players miss their knife lunges and circle each other whilst spamming their knife buttons.

Jimmy and Timmy were locked in a Tard tango yesterday.

by jormungard February 24, 2011

stalker's tango

stalker's tango is a Autoheart song about how you won't meet another person like him/her.

Sam :Have you listen to Stalker's Tango
Khalessi: It's so good

by non-existent_mental heath February 18, 2022

Alabama Tango

The act of getting revenge on your dad by impregnating your grandmother and making you child his half sibling.

My dad fucked my sister again, time to alabama tango him again.

by Alabamalife May 21, 2021

Hallway Tango

A common occurrence in school and workplace hallways in which the two (or more) participants strafe from side to side trying to get around each other, only to keep trying to dodge the other person by going in the same direction as they are.

1. I was almost late to my class because i got in a hallway tango with Jim.
2. I almost fell over when i took a sharp left around a corner only to be thrust into a hallway tango with Johnny.

by xC-Murdahx November 14, 2009