Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Commercial Sync

While flipping between two separate shows on TV and they are unfortunately both on commercial breaks simultaneously.

"Yo it's commercial - flip back to the hockey game"
"More commercials.. I hate commercial sync, fuckin' thing sucks!"

by Tin Mayne May 27, 2014

wink-syncing

When you flex your butthole to the words/syllables to the lyrics of a song to make it appear that your asshole is singing the song.

"It took me a while to perfect wink-syncing to November Rain, but finally got it down"

by UnicornRainbowtits March 24, 2025

Sleep Syncing

sleep syncing: when you and a friend(s) wake up at the same time usually in the middle of night or really early morning. You start to sleep at the same time and or get the same dreams if there is more then two people sleep synced, you will frequently wake up until your unsynced.

Since the tornado alarm went off, we all woke up at the same time and now we are sleep syncing!

by HardlyHarprt October 21, 2019

Ants Really Enter Soil (V-Sync)...

What I call homo-sapiens who k ow the spartan prayer" "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because of being so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ants Really Enter Soil (V-Sync)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

The Stink Sync

A mythical moment in which two individuals’ flatulence schedules align perfectly during a Dark Kiss, causing a synchronized gas release. Said to cause temporary time distortion and existential dread.

Bro... they hit The Stink Sync. We all blacked out for 3 seconds."

by KGrant23 March 30, 2025

Stink sync

When two individuals position themselves bum-to-bum and simultaneously release farts, creating a mutual gaseous exchange. Often performed as a bizarre bonding ritual.

“After a long night of chilli, beans and poor decisions, they executed a perfect stink sync — cheek-to-cheek”

by CrudeCreations June 12, 2025