When one is finished taking a shit he/she wipes without ripping the toilet paper and proceeds to roll the toilet paper back up, thus leaving a shitty surprise for the next user.
by Poopyfinger October 13, 2015
n.K Swiss were originally tennis shoes now worn mostly for its appearance,especially the brands popular Luxury Editions.They are sometimes very discomforting in the back area of your foot when the wrong size is worn.They also easily get dirty if not taken care of.
girl:Do like my new white K Swiss?
girl's friend:There okay,but I had a pair and they hurt my foot a lot.They also got freakin dirty like one after I wore them!
girl's friend:There okay,but I had a pair and they hurt my foot a lot.They also got freakin dirty like one after I wore them!
by W.D. April 06, 2005
by BProfane June 03, 2009
"Oh shit. We're out of mixers."
"No we ain't, we got some of dat Swiss Miss"
"Lets cook up some Swiss Daniels"
"No we ain't, we got some of dat Swiss Miss"
"Lets cook up some Swiss Daniels"
by jucestain March 15, 2009
When you stick your dick in a woman's ass and then whisper "I have AIDS" and see how long you can keep it in there for.
"Hey, I have AIDS." (Swiss Rodeo)
by go 2 (youtube.com/killroi1211) June 13, 2009
Named after the famous Swiss Brand, maker of most notably pocket knives. The Swiss law is the correlation between the lifespan of a/an product/object and the time it takes for it to be outdated. This is most obvious in electronics whre Moore's Law is also applicable but is also found in auto industry. If someone where to plot out the lifespan versus outdatedness the graph would roughly symbolize negative correlation where the apex being Current and the Beginning of Lifespan. Then both decrease exponentialy. To conclude, the Lifespan doesn't determine if it will become outdated.
John ,"Ahh, man. My computer is way outdated but it's Lifespan is supposed to be 5 years."
Fred ,"That sucks dude, should of thought about the Swiss Law."
Fred ,"That sucks dude, should of thought about the Swiss Law."
by Lefan Markus February 06, 2009
(as a man) to pee sitting down so that noise is minimized
A reference to Switzerland's ban on peeing standing up after 10 P.M due to noise complaints by neighbors.
A reference to Switzerland's ban on peeing standing up after 10 P.M due to noise complaints by neighbors.
Since I didn't want to wake up my tired father, who would beat me if I ever did, I took a swiss piss that night to avoid any sound.
by Delfinite June 02, 2022