an illness from Mexico that seems to be indistinguishable from the normal flu, and is more of a bunch of hypochondriacs parading around announcing how many symptoms they have up to date.
as much as everyone hates hearing these updates, secretly they're all is hoping someone DOES have it, so that school will get shut down and the make up days will be waved (preferably, for high schoolers, after prom and before graduation).
as much as everyone hates hearing these updates, secretly they're all is hoping someone DOES have it, so that school will get shut down and the make up days will be waved (preferably, for high schoolers, after prom and before graduation).
Evan: I have five symptoms of Swine flu!
Ashley: Oh my God! Not Swine! Eww don't cough on me!
Tom: Nobody has it, okay? (thinks to himself: but someone oughtta get it, wouldn't it be nice to have a free vacation....)
Ashley: Oh my God! Not Swine! Eww don't cough on me!
Tom: Nobody has it, okay? (thinks to himself: but someone oughtta get it, wouldn't it be nice to have a free vacation....)
by emilioooo13 May 05, 2009
The government realized that the population was getting too large, and would cause people to starve. In an effort to aviod this, they created the virus AIDS. Well, that dosen't kill enough people, so then they created Taco Bell, but thats not killing as much as it is causing diareaha. Aha! They have a new idea. They created the Swine Flu virus and blamed it on Mexico! It's a win-win! (Or is it?)
Wash your hands, and keep clean. Don't be another victim of the government.
Wash your hands, and keep clean. Don't be another victim of the government.
by Dewit April 30, 2009
The over saturation and exaggeration of H1N1 (Swine) Flu fear coming out of the Main Stream Media and the US Government. The purpose of which is to systematically spread a relatively weak virus through the distribution of the H1N1 Swine Flu vaccine latent with live flu virus grown on cancer cells, toxic additives such as Mercury and the adjuvant, Squalene. The vaccine is experimental and thus far unproven to prevent disease.
"Aren't you gonna give your kids the swine flu shot, Tom?They have a harmless nasal spray version available now."
"Oh hell no, you know I don't fall for all that Swine Hype"
"Oh hell no, you know I don't fall for all that Swine Hype"
by relaxfrancis October 10, 2009
by dirtykid July 24, 2006
Swine Flu is a miracle that passed from Mexico to the U.S. Because of it, public schools nationwide are closing, and you can buy two pounds of bacon for $0.99.
by Overlord Oozumpti May 14, 2009
Another name for buckie or Buckfast tonic wine. Famous drink found on the streets of glasgow and the whole of Scotland especially Coatbridge which is the official buckfast capital of the world.
by Bud Mizzleroy September 30, 2005
your swagg thats off the chain, killa swagg, its deadly when people see you have it it spreads like crazy
by FR3SH.C April 29, 2009