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Swifties

Consists of some racist and pathetic white stans of Taylor Swift. Obviously not all of them are like this, but many are. It’s concerning. The non-racist and non-pathetic swifties are the nicest and most funny crackheads. Fuck the other big majority tho. Learn what respect is, will help you a lot in life.
Swifties unprovoked mocked another artist again, while the nice ones were enjoying Taylor’s music, as they should.
by RealityCheck1.0 November 7, 2020
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Swiftie Bowl

Are you going to be watching the Swiftie Bowl on February 11th? Nah, I just look at the commercials most years.
by Swiftfootedfan January 29, 2024
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Swiftie Math

Also known as the numerology of Taylor Swift, which revolves around the number 13. From Taylor’s birthdate to her flight from Tokyo to Super Bowl 58 (5 + 8 = 13)—a trip that would take her approximately 13 hours—to attend her 13th NFL game this season, which is taking place on February 11 (2 + 11 = 13) with the Kansas City Chiefs facing the San Francisco 49ers (4 + 9 = 13). Also, adding her ubiquitous 13 to her boyfriend Travis’s #87 Chiefs’ jersey yields the perfect score 100.
Swiftie math provides math teachers worldwide a golden opportunity to expose millions of oft-math-anxious students-Swifties to the pseudoscience of numbers.
by Numerati February 11, 2024
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Swiftied

I swiftied his Jelly Babies
by ScouseLingo June 5, 2025
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Swifty FN

Lowkey underrated YouTuber could definitely meet his full potential but decides to NEVER upload when obviously has the capability of doing so and it’s so annoying and the person making this definition may or may not be him
Yo bro you seen that new Swifty FN Youtube Video? it was fire fr
by Someoneinaworld February 11, 2024
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Swifty

Someone who is really obsessed with Taylor swift
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closet swiftie

It's like a gay person just as a taylor swift fan
Dude, I think *name* is a closet swiftie
by timtheweirdman January 30, 2024
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