Swayzee Goggles

The term swayzee googles refers to a users inability to judge the opposite sexes phyiscal attributes (face,tits,pussy,ass)because of the use of alcohol and/or illegal substances. When you have swayzee goggles your judgement is defered and you may attempt to wheel a broad who is rated a 3.5 out of 10 or lower. When you have these goggles users may add as many as 3-4 points to the females actual rating.

"How much did you drink bro, that girl is ugly, you must have swayzee goggles!"

by Jackson Tinos November 26, 2007

Swayzee

A mallet or hard object strictly used to close stuck locking pins on a video screen.

Hey bro, I got a couple pins over here that just wont lock. Can you grab me a Swayzee?

by Super Rad Kids June 13, 2018

Patrick Swayzeed

When your dead ghost brother punches you in the mouth because you’re popping pills even though you said you’re gonna be sober

Dude, you just Patrick Swayzeed me.

by Nate’s Bitch February 23, 2021

Swayzed

verb (swɛ́j-zeed)

To get ghosted or ignored

Hou, braddah got swayzed

She never texted me back after asking how I’m doing. I think I got swayzed.

(Gregwith2Gs. Added by itsgomesy)

by Itsgomesy April 18, 2023

Swayzed

When another person (typically a male) stands close behind another person and either hugs them from behind or puts their hands on the other persons arms/hands

Euwww....such and such swayzed me at the party last night it was so awkward

by JazzyJaks October 23, 2020

Deep Swayze

When you are servicing yourself to the vhs of dirty dancing, and the tape messes up so you cant finish.

man, that shit deep swayzed last night!!! I was SO close to finishing until the tape fucked up!!

by QueSeraSera May 25, 2012

swayze

Verb. Using Patrick Swayze to befuddle an opponent and win an argument because everyone thinks Patrick Swayze is awesome. Guys want to be him. Women want to be with him.

"Prosecutor Binger hoped to swaze the jury by invoking a Road House scene." and "Don't swayze me, Bro!"

by ET Jones November 16, 2021