Swayzee Goggles

The term swayzee googles refers to a users inability to judge the opposite sexes phyiscal attributes (face,tits,pussy,ass)because of the use of alcohol and/or illegal substances. When you have swayzee goggles your judgement is defered and you may attempt to wheel a broad who is rated a 3.5 out of 10 or lower. When you have these goggles users may add as many as 3-4 points to the females actual rating.

"How much did you drink bro, that girl is ugly, you must have swayzee goggles!"

by Jackson Tinos January 6, 2009

Patrick Swayze's Ghost

Zeus's secret side dude
Stolen from the underworld
Kidnapped by Spaghet and Priapus
Very very very disoriented
Hated by Hera
New Queen of Olympus

When Zeus kidnapped Patrick Swayze's ghost from the Underworld, Hades wasn't happy because Zeus stole him for personal reasons. Zeus changed form just to be in Dirty Dancing. This is also why Jennifer Grey had no acting roles after.

by Pobias and Trisabeth for life May 17, 2018

Swayze

To ghost the fuck out of someone

This girl turned crazy so I swayzed her.

by Rubies November 27, 2016

Deep Swayze

When you are servicing yourself to the vhs of dirty dancing, and the tape messes up so you cant finish.

man, that shit deep swayzed last night!!! I was SO close to finishing until the tape fucked up!!

by QueSeraSera November 5, 2012

swayzeed

A backhand with the palm of your hand

A pimp slap that is greater than a pimp slap

To hit or slap someone/something with so much force and so much epicness that can only be described as a swayzee

Bro, you full on swayzeed that mother!

She just full on swayzeed his shoulder.

Did you see that ninja kitty swayzee that dog upside the face? I did.

He just swayzeed him in the face! That was so badass.

by Recon Corps September 20, 2013

Patrick Swayzeed

When your dead ghost brother punches you in the mouth because you’re popping pills even though you said you’re gonna be sober

Dude, you just Patrick Swayzeed me.

by Nate’s Bitch February 23, 2021

swayze

Verb. It means to strike someone on the upper body with a pool cue, which typically results in snapping the cue. This a common tactic in seedy bar fights.

All Jon said was that he had pretty eyes and the guy flipped out and swayze'd him.

by c falko June 5, 2007