Third Degree Swamp Ass

Similar to swamp ass, except with a much more apparent effect. These effects include damp to soaking wet pants (mostly in the back and inner thigh areas), a drip or stream of sweat going down your leg or pant leg, inability to properly clench your ass cheeks due to the slippery skin shared between them.

"Dude, I'm slipping out of my seat right now."
"Why?"
"My pants are drenched from my Third Degree Swamp Ass."

"That woman's water just burst or she is leaving a sweat trail due to Third Degree Swamp Ass."

"Oh man, do you smell anything?"
"What the hell is that?"
"Sorry I have Third Degree Swamp Ass and can't hold in my gas."

by Bass Drop Donnie June 22, 2012

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Long-Booty-Swamp Ass

1. When mexican women, or "mexican" women wear jeans with no back pockets and they're jeans are so tight that their ass folds over their jeans.

2. When old women have long asses and wear granny panties and its saggy as hell.

Look-a-dat lady righ der she got long-booty-swamp ass

by Shmeckledwarf April 27, 2008

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Swamp Ass Slip-n-Slide

When you do anal after a sweaty jog.

Man, that jog was exhilarating! I could really go for a swamp ass slip-n-slide right about now.

by Kreativeward May 11, 2018

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Second Hand Swamp Ass

Taking off your boxers after a journey that involves mild to scorching temperatures that induce the sweat glands around the human asshole to rage uncontrollably..... and then putting them back on.

Awwww man! We shouldn't have played ping pong before going in the pool. Now I have to walk around with Second Hand Swamp Ass.

by Bill Brohiem July 25, 2011

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