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Spaggies 

Spaggies is a name of a group of chaotic people who are a group of online friends! They are chaotic and get on well with each other alot. Sometimes one person is more chaotic than the others. When messaging online, the spaggies end their messages with "fhjdjsjwka" and the always support the other spaggies. The origin of the spaggies is a worship group for one individual, who is named the "queen", this person is Jafffah on Instagram!. Spaggies generally like art and even make their own skits and memes. Spaggies protect when it comes to haters. the spaggies always laugh when it comes to autocorrect and keyboard problems. The Spaggies love each other.

Even though you cant join the spaggies, you can always make your own <3
Jess: stan the spaggies

Noa: —へlp

Neo: her keyboards broken

Gnatalie: JSJHDSHDHSHHSJS
Mayhem: you good noa
Jess: i love my spaggies
Spaggies by noalovesjaffah April 13, 2020
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Swagger-jackin 

A person who jacks or steals someone else's swagger. When someone that is not very cool takes feels the need to take someone else's swagger or awesomeness to try and make themselves cooler.
Raul: Oh my god I'm so awesome! And i think I'll take the Spanish name Cristobal!

Josh: Oh my god that Raul kid is sooooo awesome and cool! The only way I can be as cool as him is to Swagger Jack him and take the name Raul.

Raul: Stop Swagger-jackin me, you will never be as awesome or cool as me.

Abbey: Agreed! Raul is soooo cool!
Swagger-jackin by RCAR October 7, 2009
How one presents him or her self to the world. Swagger is shown from how the person handles a situation. It can also be shown in the person's walk.
Ryan: "Denzel Washington has swagger in all his movie rolls"
Phil: "You can't forget about Al Pacino! He had swagger all over in Scarface!!!"
swagger by Ryan Jackson May 13, 2005

Swagger Jagger 

A miss interpretation/ Miss hearing of "Swagger Jacker".

Commonly misheard by uneducated, illiterate teenagers, who think they are "Gangstar as F***".

The term is infact Swagger JACKER: Someone who "Jacks" your look, style, sound etc... Taking it and passing it of as their own look/Material/ Shit, Etc....
"Yagetme"?

If they spent more time listening and less time chatting shit they might manage to look a bit more "in" and less like the wet drip that they truly are.

Cher Lloyd hs produced a terrible CD using the miss interpretation "Swagger Jagger" Thus making her both a national laughing stock and an embarrassment to this country.
MISS INTERPRETATION: "Hnnnggggg, huh huh. check u owt lookina me cos im sumfink u wansa be me u is a pure swagger Jagger. get ya own shit".

CORRECTION:
"Help! Help! Someone call the police. Someone has HighJACKED my swagger and I would like it back with immediate effect. It still had all my best bling on it and my only limp".

"Excuse me officer, that young man over the street looks to be scoping to jack someone else's swagger and I believe him to be a professional swagger Jacker. Please look into it further as I have been practising my swagger for many years and wish to keep it in the family".

swaggerjacking 

Copycating done by a motherfucker (usually bitchmade) who has no original sense of style, genuine charisma, or game of their own, who in actuality tries to hide their lameness by copying the style of "fre$h"/popular individuals that he/she hates on the low. (orgin NYC)
That swaggerjacking ass nigger tried to hate on my whole style last week and this week u would of thought this bitchmade nigga my fucking twin!

Sex Swagger 

This occurs when a housemate or sibling (normally a male) has just had sex that you have probably overheard, and he does the "Sex Swagger" outside your room and down the hall to the bathroom. By the way he swaggers slightly you can hear his smugness and self-congratulations echo in his footsteps, as well as a possible stagger due to the darkness of the hallway.
I was just dropping off to sleep last night when I heard Dylan and his girlfriend going at it, and of course soon after Dyl doing the sex swagger. What a git.

DUDE! Stop the sex swagger and shut the fuck up!!
Sex Swagger by MeanieDriver January 25, 2011

swagger jockey

1. One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions that have often gone overlooked.

2. Is a person who brings and represents swag for an audience.

3. A designer, promoter, or follower of the latest fashions
Person 1: This concert is going to be amazing tonight!!!

Person 2: For sure, don't forget to hit up the swagger jockey... So you can keep your swag game up.
swagger jockey by 2buck August 18, 2011