suicide

Exclamation at any unpleasurable or event or proposition, past, present or future, conveying the speaker's facetious or exaggerated desire to commit suicide rather than suffer through such terror, or a hyperbolic suggestion that to carry out a certain proposition or encounter a certain event would be in effect to commit suicide; often simply an emphatic "No" or "No thanks!" SoCal slang. Sometimes shortened to "sui".
A: Man I had to sit through econ class while he lectured us for 2 hours on this BS paper, and then on top of it I got partnered up with some dumbass sor chick!
B: Suicide!
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Two Skaters:
A: Dude do you wanna hit up that secret spot again?
B: Oh, you mean the one the cops showed up at last time? Suicide!
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Two Tourists in Baja Mexico:
A: Let's get one o those mexi dogs wrapped in bacon!
B: Suicide!
by thiudans November 22, 2006
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suicide

some thing horrible that you shouldnt do. if you feel like you have ost eveyrthing and theres nothign more to live for then remember that you have soo many people who love you and hang on to that thought. that the last thing you have needs to stay.
dont kill yourself its the fastest road to nowhere. suicide is ridiculous
by imgoingtobe13soon November 25, 2007
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suicide

self-pitty.
permedent result for temporary problem.
the most selfish thing one could possiably do.
so and so thought they had no one to talk to and no one that cared, they hung themslefs. and 3 days later you should of seen how many people were crying looking at his casket.
by kaite January 24, 2004
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suicide

a meritorious act in which individuals remove themselves from existence, thus helping to solve the issue of overpopulation.
individuals who unsuccessfully attempt to end their lives on railroad tracks or major roads and cause delays ought to be shot by a commuter!
the rapist realized what a piece of shit he was, and no longer wanted to live, so he carved out his own guts, effectively and slowly committing suicide.
by cmt_84 August 13, 2008
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suicide

it is a mothafuckin shit in your list to live a long life.
by pixies July 19, 2003
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suicide

me im a suicidle person because of my bf he is so evil but i love him so much but i really dont think he cares about me oh well i should just die and get on with my nonexistence when i die i dont want anyone to come to my funeral because ill be to upset even when i am dead ill be upset because i wont be able to ever see my bf cause i am going to hell and never comeing back or am i,i want to die now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when i was with him he ditch me today for his friends he is such a stupid jerk!!!!!
by kiki April 1, 2005
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suicide

an act which is commited upon inrollment at high tech high la
she sighned the enrollment papers so i commited suicide
by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004
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