When a guy sits down on a toilet seat to take a dump and his junk breaches the surface of the water. The depth at which one's penis becomes submerged is obviously determined by the abnormal level of water in the toilet. This is often caused by a previous visitor's overzealous donation, clogging the toilet and exponentially compounding the problem...you now have a package that is not only wet, but wet with the aftermath of someone else's bombing run.
Dude, that crap would have been perfectly executed if it weren't for the purple submarine action...I'm gonna go shower.
by Encephalitis Jones June 10, 2004
Get the purple submarinemug. When a man has not had sex for a long time while living on a submarine. He will violently rape anything in sight including women, assholes, monkeys, apple peels or mouths. His hormones are so raging that he will ejeculate on anything he sees. This is the reason why women are not allowed on submarines.
by djgcma2 December 4, 2010
Get the submarine fuckingmug. Nurse 1: Oh shit! Miss Parker fell down the stairs again!
Nurse 2: Thats just her submarine titties in the way again.
Nurse 2: Thats just her submarine titties in the way again.
by DjAllDay December 23, 2020
Get the Submarine Tittiesmug. 1) I got submarine drunk on Friday, and now I have to pay to replace the ceiling in the apartment below mine.
2) Careful about getting SubMarine Drunk. That's how Whitney Houston died.
2) Careful about getting SubMarine Drunk. That's how Whitney Houston died.
by MarcDemo June 12, 2018
Get the Submarine Drunkmug. by MarcDemo June 12, 2018
Get the submarine drunkmug. Commenter: a pregnant woman swimming is a human submarine
2nd definition---
look at that foreskin submarine!
2nd definition---
look at that foreskin submarine!
by amogusrule34 July 23, 2021
Get the Human Submarinemug. by Kablammis November 16, 2016
Get the submarine projectmug.