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stuart

A midle aged man that akwardly hangs out with his children in obscure ways. A Stuart usualy is eaisily entertained and commonly has nothing else to do.
"my dad is such a stuart he coached my soccer game!"

"that kids dad is such a stuart."
by nerpy November 17, 2007
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stuarts mum

a mum that takes stuart to the movies or any other place on an occasion. stuarts mum is a mum that will allow stuart to do n e thin, watch any movie aslong as it with her.

There could also be a stuart item, staurt n e thin. Something that stuart has is a stuart item which is declared after stuart has bought or purchased the item or product.
friend: do u want to come for mi 20th birthday on da wkend?

Stuart: yeah sure

day of party....

ringing stuart...party alreadi started

Friend:hey stuart where are you??...arent you comin??

Stuart: sorry im busy!

Friend: i thought you said you could make it??

Stuart: yeah sorry i forgot i had to go to the cinemas with my mum.

Friend: wats rong wit u i told you two wks earlier, plus im turnin 20...20 man, i cant believe your not here.

Stuart: sorry..maybe next time!

Friend: theres no nxt time for a 20th or fo any otha age!

Stuart: oh wel...

Friend: what you mean ohh wel..FAR-OUT!

Hung up.........

stuarts mum is a mum that is....... lol
by urban hippie September 15, 2008
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Stuart bildner

by George Forma August 19, 2009
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stuarts draft

otherwise know as "draft"
the most amazing place on earth. sure there's drama but where isn't it? i hate when people diss it because it's my hometown and i love it there. although, realtors suck and jobs are pretty scarce. but i wouldn't trade that place for the world, but my parents think otherwise. and i miss it like nothing else.
my parents made me move from stuarts draft, where i lived seven years of my life. and at my new school i'm an intense loner because i can't seem to make new friends because i can't let go of the ones in draft. hey mom&dad, you suck.
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Stuart

A two face Mother’s fuckin dick suckin bitch
Stuart is a bitch
by Kolton Teeple December 6, 2017
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stuart berryman [sexy] [hoe]

Stuart Berryman is a person who is extremely fat and has no friends (except for the internetzzzzz). He thinks he is akoki butcher. He is not. When he does athletics he says "im doing athletics". This is also the same for maths. Except he cannot do maths, therefore he is a liar and this is why no one likes him.
Guy1: WOW what a stuart berryman
Guy2: yeh
stuart berryman: i love berries and i cant spell
stuart berryman sexy hoe
by the falcs December 15, 2008
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Stuart Budd

A good laugh, quality all round chode.
Stuart Budd is a chode!!!
by absurdfatchicken January 12, 2011
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