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Lumber-Straddler

1. A man or a woman who straddle's a man's lumber (male genitalia)

2. When a man straddle's(i.e. to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart) his lumber (i.e. male genitalia)
1st Dude: "Hey, you know what I haven't had in a long time?"
2nd Dude: "What's that?"
1st Dude: "A really good lumber-straddler worth my time"

Everyone should have a little a bit Lumber-Straddler in their life =)
by ASHcheeks October 4, 2012
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stadium shit

A prank that entails taking a dump in the toilet tank, as opposed to the toilet bowl. When executing a stadium shit, it appears as though you are seated on a bleacher at a stadium, hence the name.

This prank is usually performed at the residence of one that you dislike.

The result of this prank is that no matter how many times the toilet is flushed, there's still going to be shit in it.
To get even with my boss for stiffing me for a raise, I took a stadium shit at his house when he invited everyone over for Christmas.
by Peter Paul Gualtieri February 11, 2009
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etihad stadium

a shithole where the biggest mugs on the planet dive around screaming "VAR" and appeal for the ref to make the wrong decision whilst being salty that they are losing to their biggest rivals who always beat them, manchester united fc
those man city players are shit, especially when playig man united in the etihad stadium
by topgeezercornboy February 24, 2020
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Friendly Straddle

When two (or more) persons, decide to straddle one another, claiming afterwards that there was no romantic intentions involved in the maneuver, and so it was just 'Friendly'.
John: What happened between you and Jill on Saturday?

Jack: Nothing

John: ... She was straddling you on a roundabout, and you call that nothing?

Jack: It was just a Friendly Straddle
by Blank283 March 24, 2010
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west side stadium

A proposed plan to build a new stadium for the Jets on the west side of Manhattan. Mayor Bloomberg promises it will bring revenue to the city, although many disagree. Will cost over 1 billion dollars to construct, most of which will come from our taxes.
by longislandguy June 14, 2005
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stadium pal

a discreet external catheter. unlike a regular catheter which i insterted via the urethra, tha stadium pal collects urine with the help of a self adhesive condom. perfect for sporting events, long drives, and any other time when a restroom is simply out of the question.
"5 glasses of iced tea and a long public reading? thanks stadium pal!" - david sedaris
by SOUP FAN November 26, 2005
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Busch Stadium

1. Renamed Sportsman's Park until its demolition in 1966.
2. Busch Stadium II from 1966-2005.
3. Busch Stadium III from 2006-.
Busch Stadium III is going to be so awesome.
by gostlcards June 21, 2005
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