Stonk

Stocks that have no fundamental value (mostly bankrupt companies), but people buy them and the price skyrockets for no good reason at all. And when they plummet, novice investors wonder why.

Robinhood investors really love their stonks!

by NB Jeffe June 12, 2020

Stonk

Stonk=gud money

Man 1: me got gud stonk in emerlds!
Man 2:Wow gud stonks!

by Galantisof312 October 5, 2021

Stonks

the word "stock" in surreal speak

i hav made stonks price high

by tehc March 1, 2022

Stonks

Stonks, we all know the meme, but did you know it’s actually military slang? I bet you didn’t. Stonks are in the context to military: “a high concentrated bombardment”

Example:
Stonks, *distant explosions*
Hmm yes, Mortar Stonks.

by Slykin May 4, 2022

Stonks man

Stonks man is the face and body used in stonks memes. Even though there are other words used in stonks memes, there is always the same stonks man.

Your mom gets turned on by Stonks man

by Panagakis42069 March 17, 2022

Stonks

Internet mass misspelling of ‘stocks’. Said when you got a big profit.

Steve jobs hires Sculley
Steve jobs was fired by Sculley in 1985
Steve jobs founded NeXT
Steve jobs sold NeXT to apple for $429M
Steve jobs fires Gil Amelio, Former CEO of Apple after Steve jobs was fired
Steve jobs: stonks

by minecraft_volume_beta January 6, 2023

Stonk

A heavy artillery bombardment.

A mortar stonk

by LucyB_ March 3, 2023