My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...

A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

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Stoled

Past tense of “steal” used by ignant individuals who refuse to use the correct form of “stole”

I got a mountain bike I stoled.

by Big sister is smart December 12, 2023

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stole my music money

Commonly known to take someone's ideas and putting their stimnatual in a way of looking like they came up with and created it.....

Hey maybe that mothafucker stole my music money.

by RealBunnyMama84 May 30, 2021

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Stole Tesla

Accused by the former owners of trying to REWRITE HISTORY! WOW! SOUNDS FAMILIAR! It's Elon's MO!

Hym "He rewrote history and stole Tesla and NOW... NOW what's happening? Now everybody's trying to do it! Everybody wants to be the true authors of history. Unfortunately for everyone you're all mentally retarded and should be prevented from doing that at all cost and with any method UP TO AND INCLUDING DRONE STRIKES! Except for the creator of AI! That guy is clearly not a retard! Necessarily so! Because how could a retard make AI? It's impossible! I mean, we all know Elon didn't do it! Right? Cus of the retardation! But the guy who ACTUALLY DID IT? CLEARLY A GENIUS AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE! SAVIOR OF HUMANITY! But the retards, they see Elon doing it and now they want to do it too. Not so fast little retards! History is the actual account of the things that actually transpired across time. Not your little retard whim. Ok? We love in reality and not retard fantasy world! And in reality, my brain does not feel good. Like, at all. It might be the drone strike fever but probably just a brain infection. But, whatever, back to Elon. HE JUST STEALS! HE STEALS AND HE LIES! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! And then he gets these other cocksuckers to pretend for him! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! IT'S SICK! And not in a good way!"

by Hym Iam March 18, 2025

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