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My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...
A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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Stoled

Past tense of “steal” used by ignant individuals who refuse to use the correct form of “stole”
I got a mountain bike I stoled.
by Big sister is smart December 12, 2023
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i stole ur cheese

yes i stole ur cheese im getting the bread on my way too :3
✨I stole ur cheese Yippee
by strawberry milk the idiot June 22, 2024
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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You stole my big pot

You stole my big pot something in fortnite when some fucking cunt steals your big pot.
You: you stole my big pot .
Friend: I'm dead fuck idoit.
by cum dumpster 12343533 November 15, 2022
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Dingo stole me baby!

A term used by native Australians, meaning that their baby has actually been taken by a dingo.
Aborginals commonly use this, as they are the only ones stupid enough to get their baby taken by wildlife.

More often referred to as "DINGO STOLE ME FUCKEN BABY"
Aborginal 1: "Dingo stole me baby!"
White guy: "Fucking nice one mate!"
by xX_snIppEzZ_Xx April 12, 2014
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stoled

"you stoled my candy 😔"
by REPUNZAL00000 October 18, 2023
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